Hawo Donny
Hello, who are you?
Baby I am your fabulous twin! I have some swee Liddell buttbones and you have um money
What do you want?
Nothing Pom Pom ! I just wanted to see those top secret plans to oust the little Mexicans. Who will cook for you? I can’t cook. I ain’ cookin’ nothin’. So c’mon, hand them over.
What do you want to do with them?
See these precious Party Pink diamanté ragged claws we tunnelling under Mah Ah Laago. A Disnee resaw in your bedroom called Exotic Dreaaaaaamers. Good idea don’t you think? Mirror ball and soft lights we coo make a liddle money on the side
Are you trying to soft touch me?
Touch you, never Donny. I like things that rise in the night. That ain’t a Phoenix honey
Well, don’t you think a wall is a good idea?
It stinks honey. I know you love money and people that can’t speak English. Melania hello! Fess up baby. It ain’t good to be so perusual at such a late age
What should I do?
Make a fluffy cushion instead. We is gold around here and a little plush cushion might help them not break their tooshies on the way over. A wall is so…..final. Like when Armie Hammer got coward married an told Timothee Chamalot on tha fone! (Shrieks.) Makes me think Dani Liposkin might build one of those concrete bunkers in Miami. I don’t do Soviet art. MM not me. Not even election woodoo and lord knows South Beach will riot honey if you try and Mao the fuck out of
The memorial is exactly what we are trying to say
I never can tell what you are trying to say actually darling. It make no sense. Can’t you make it green or something? Like that fake grass on the Barney wall? Pink neon too. They do it in West Hollywood and it really something. I can almost feel the astroturf make me more alive with C2o. Do you think it helps with the skin? I look and feel much betta but that was probably 20k worth just on tha sayde.
That’s your rich equestrian Latin American dictator roots coming out.
Honey, that’s not nice. We do everything you say and you still mean to poor Chavistas. The only thing we be using the bolivar for this year is a biennale masterpiece. Piñata! Aw mah god but maybe real estate in Nicaragua might be a little cheaper
The issues of the President are so pressing.
The only thing you be pressing up against Donny is that little French Macron sex toy with the old wrinkly handbag! No no no Donny. We know ehgasactly what you been doin’. MMM mmm.
I have negotiated peace in the Koreas!
Hmm mmm. Whatchew been downloading little apps in China-ese? I don’ see it. Whad I see babeee is a little hocus pocus comin’ from the sky.
That’s top secret!
MMmm. I don’ think so because we all know about it on mah corna. Wun military uniform and double benny’s and that is Top Gun cockpit with some real action baby
I have no idea what you are talking about
Mmmmm. Wha I don understan is why I never just got on that boat because I would be sunning these little bazukas all over the place
Do you want a job?
Baby, have I got jobs for you! I waz thing’in that maybe we could pop open North Korea. Cause that little boy needs some help and there isn’t a sequin in sight in that place. Olive and red. Mmm. Works in some Fendi high waist but for five decades! Urgh.
The negotiations with the Chinese are pressing and we need to make America great again
Hmm mmm. Cause that’s what the world nees is some more white trash throwing that checked shirt cheap denim up in my Givenchy
Yes, I’m great. You’re right.
Sowwee honey? I dinn say nuthin’. So, whadda thin’ of my Barney Wall? We could run it by some rich Puerto Rican’s I know cause if they have one more disaster, they’re comin’ like a Mardi Gras Queen. Opening Ceremony don have nuthin’ you seen like that
I’ll think about it. Bill is all over those disaster areas like a built in political rash. It makes me nervous.
Yah, I mean whad he doin’ mixin’ with the poor? Shit honey, one more melt down and those gringos goin’ be comin’ after your money. Mmm you better get some fire proof socks they be Diaz up in dat tooshie. An that a fire no one wanna see honey.