Yeah no feck no

Oh feckin hell

For fecks sake

 

Look here I am

 

Ain’t it a right royal blast

Headlines of the day

 

‘Hugh White says we must have more nuclear weapons’

 

Oh thanks very feckin’ much Hugh

That’s a feckin’ great contribution

Must put that one away in the scrap book

Who feckin’ knew

 

Boats, South China Sea and now

He wants us to feckin’ leach

The groundwater with some

Rubbish

 

That we export anyway

Sell it on

To some bastard in the Sth China Sea

May or may not be an ally

 

Feckin’ hell Hugh

What a feckin’ book

Who the feck knew

Imagine you’re like all smart and stuff

 

Know a few languages

Like I don’t know

Sanskrit

Or

Sand castles

 

Seventeen years at university

And then you gotta read that rubbish

 

O thanks very much

Might just be like Americah

And keep burying shit into the ground

From a plane you might as well

Just write the feckin’ Armageddon now anyway

 

Oh look another silo!

Can’t agree on where to bury it

 

But good on Jolly Roger!

Let’s keep this thing going because it is good feckin’

idea!

 

Oh A one champs!

 

You are really workin’ those little

Nano brain cells out!

 

Not hard is it!

 

Not like it’s a mathematical theorem

 

‘Toxic waste left over earth divided by

Two the square of dopey’

 

Feck me fellas!

Oh look! War games in the North!

Oh who feckin’ knew

Ten years of that rubbish

Think we’re stupid do yah

I swear to feckin’ god

 

I would like to know

Who doesn’t work for the government

Around here

I mean, is there anyone left

Who is remotely normal?

Not feckin’ likely is it?

Oh feck no

 

‘Oh she’s a real danger that one.

Full of mouth and wit

Let’s just truss her up in

Our new little fascist domain’

 

Can’t find a feckin’ enemy

And it’s not like you could

Find your way out of the hallways

Of the feckin’ cyber security HQ anyways

Now could yah?

 

Grand

Seventeen years at university

And I want to find on a computer

Someone doing something bad

By typing

On a computer

 

It’s not like black leather

And a blow job is it

 

Male models

And a swimmin’ pool!

 

No, it feckin’ ain’t

No big feck off parties

Tell a joke

And they’ll have you up

On charges they will

 

‘You did not read the memo

On fashion in the circle

Of knowledge

We are quite

Sensible

And wear shoes you only

Ever see on

Repressed

Lousy lays

That think government

Exciting’

 

Have you seen those shoes?

 

I have.

 

I’m like

 

I don’t think we’re in the same club people

No

I do not think we are in the same feckin’ club

 

Swear to feckin’ god

They’re the ones you put on

Someone who has died

And has no shoes

They keep them

In a cupboard

Just for that

 

Feck me

Feckin’ debacle

 

‘Aha! The shoes for the dead people with no shoes.

We found these in Canberra in 1997

It was a peace rally for the

Under Represented Minorities of

I’ll Have That Land Thanks

And a little bit of money

For my effort.’

 

Australia needs to arm against China

 

Feck Hugh!

No-one wants to hear your 2002 views around here!

I did that already and the world has moved on son!

 

Moved on!

 

Maybe I’ll grow a beard

Sell my personality

And then get interviewed

By bastards clever enough to know

This is shite mate

 

Feckin’ shite if ever there was some

 

For fucks sake

 

Grow a brain

Yer talkin’ out your arse mate

National embarrassment

 

I mean

Mara bloody linga

Even I

Can spell that.