Flapping Flying Fish Norway. The Song.
I’m from Norway
Flapping fish behind them
I’m from Norway
And what we got there
But fish
Oh yeah
Fish
Yeah
And some big feckin’
Planes
Oh big feckin’ planes
Because you know the Russkies
Are Russkying
Up there
Quick boys!
Put your bad boy Hot Tub Time Machine cable
Jumpers on
We’re going the Russkies
There is only one passage
And it is our passage!
They’ve had a few
Submarine
Blues
Remember son
When it is all said and done
Broadcast the North Korean
Blasts
Wall to wall
But ours are top secret
Yeah
We’re a lovely bunch of democracies
Some as big as your head
We can’t tell you
About our little blasts
It is top secret
In a democracy
They might be more
Than the threat of yore
The nephew crew cut
With a belly of
Pig
But we can’t say that
Because we’re curating
Our living space
Oh we can’t say that
Because we need to pick up another
Award
For the Fourth Estate
And talk about
Our glorious
investigation
That never made the news
I mean
It is I just buried in the Bumwaffle Institute of Investigative Cyborgs
Bumwaffle Cyborgs
Bumwaffle Cyborgs
You’re not very helpful
No you’re not very helpful
What a good idea to get up every morning for that
Bumwaffle Cyborgs
Oh Bumwaffle cyborgs
I think we should level you
On the bathroom floor
Yeah
We’re so big and tough
Got big muscles
And a really small
…Core
Yeah our gang is just totally top secret
And everything we do is just
Really superb
And just like the A List
Has a certain cache
Unless you’re
Apache
Do you want to be a
Secret Squirrel
You’ll be amazed at how
Tough you become
Yeah!
We’re just so smart
We’re Bumwaffle Cyborgs
The very elite of the elite
There is only millions of us
Around the globe
But each of us is special
In a very special way
There is only millions of us
All around the globe
Hiding our very secret
Squirrel stuuuuuuufffffff
Not so very well it would seem
But thankfully we have
Bumwaffle cyborgs
Bumwaffle Cyborgs
Yes
Bumwaffle cyyyyybbbboooorrrrgggggs
Will lead the way
And we’re alll
Yoooouuuuuuuurrrrrrsssssss
Protagonist: Um, can I have something else please?