Flapping Flying Fish Norway. The Song.

 

I’m from Norway

 

Flapping fish behind them

 

I’m from Norway

And what we got there

But fish

Oh yeah

 

Fish

Yeah

 

And some big feckin’

Planes

Oh big feckin’ planes

 

Because you know the Russkies

Are Russkying

Up there

 

Quick boys!

Put your bad boy Hot Tub Time Machine cable

Jumpers on

We’re going the Russkies

There is only one passage

And it is our passage!

 

They’ve had a few

Submarine

Blues

 

Remember son

When it is all said and done

 

Broadcast the North Korean

Blasts

Wall to wall

 

But ours are top secret

 

Yeah

 

We’re a lovely bunch of democracies

Some as big as your head

We can’t tell you

About our little blasts

It is top secret

In a democracy

 

They might be more

Than the threat of yore

The nephew crew cut

With a belly of

Pig

 

But we can’t say that

Because we’re curating

Our living space

 

Oh we can’t say that

Because we need to pick up another

Award

For the Fourth Estate

 

And talk about

Our glorious

investigation

That never made the news

 

I mean

It is I just buried in the Bumwaffle Institute of Investigative Cyborgs

Bumwaffle Cyborgs

Bumwaffle Cyborgs

 

You’re not very helpful

No you’re not very helpful

What a good idea to get up every morning for that

 

Bumwaffle Cyborgs

Oh Bumwaffle cyborgs

 

I think we should level you

On the bathroom floor

 

Yeah

We’re so big and tough

Got big muscles

And a really small

…Core

 

Yeah our gang is just totally top secret

And everything we do is just

Really superb

 

And just like the A List

Has a certain cache

Unless you’re

Apache

 

Do you want to be a

Secret Squirrel

You’ll be amazed at how

Tough you become

 

Yeah!

 

We’re just so smart

We’re Bumwaffle Cyborgs

The very elite of the elite

There is only millions of us

Around the globe

 

But each of us is special

In a very special way

There is only millions of us

All around the globe

 

Hiding our very secret

Squirrel stuuuuuuufffffff

Not so very well it would seem

 

But thankfully we have

 

Bumwaffle cyborgs

Bumwaffle Cyborgs

 

Yes

 

Bumwaffle cyyyyybbbboooorrrrgggggs

Will lead the way

And we’re alll

Yoooouuuuuuuurrrrrrsssssss

 

Protagonist: Um, can I have something else please?