Hello

 

 

 

Hello

 

I’ve got a podcast and a very important podcast it is too

 

Look!

 

It’s me!

 

I’m back from the dead and we’re so alive

 

The world is so alive

 

Um let’s see

 

“We all hate Trump.’

 

Yeah next. That one has had a good run.

 

‘Russians die in a submarine’

 

Well, maybe maybe not. Let’s just take that one as it comes.

 

Well ergh I thought I would interview some experts and as the experts say complete rubbish, I am going to be the expert. S.

 

That’s right.

 

I am presenter, expert, producer and content writer. Of my fabulous little podcast show.

 

Oh, first a song.

 

‘I love barfing in the toilet

 

What a lovely way

 

To show me your looooovvvvveeeee

 

I love barfing in the toilet

 

You must be very big and strong’

 

Actually. That’s not it.

 

Here it is.

 

Oh please let me know if I am being too loud

 

OOHHHHHH I haaaveee a lovely set of tonsssssiiiilllllsssss

 

I caaaaann SSSIIIIINNNGGGGGGG SINNNG ALL DAY LOOONNGGGGG

 

THEEEEYY THHHHHIIIIINNNNNKKKK WEEEEE CAAAANNN’’TTTT SMEEELLLLL TTTHHHHEEE ARSEYYYY STUFFF IN KATHAMNADU WAIT KASSSSHHHHMMIIIIRRRR

 

BUT

 

I think there was a little agreement

 

Yes

 

I think there was a little agreement

 

A tiny weeny little agreement

 

Between the tiny weeny little peeenies

 

Of Imran and Donnie

 

OH!

 

They had a meeting

 

They had a meeting

 

It’s a very contentious place

 

Three of them

 

No four

 

If you count the US-A of PRAY

 

 and Paaakistan and India

 

Lines in the sand

 

Well we’ve just sorted it out

 

And we do it very privately

 

Because

 

Well just because

 

Because we like to have very quiet meetings

 

About things that matter

 

And it gets all sorted out

 

My how things change!

 

My how things change!

 

I must leave the cigar room now

 

Because

 

They’re having a little meeting

 

BOOOO

 

I WANNA SHOE

 

Yeah

 

I WANNA DANCE

 

Oh we’re nothin’ at all

 

We’re nothin’ at all

 

THEEEEYYYY

 

Just decided

 

In the teeeny weeny

 

Peeeny

 

ROOOOM

 

And it just so happens

 

In the very same week

 

Syria rebels forces departed

 

Now what does that say

 

HEY?

 

YEAH

 

But there is this thing

 

Called the corridor

 

Wonder what happens

 

NOW

 

OH

 

Be careful

 

Cause you think you might be winning…….

 

But Aunty gets it all

 

YEAH

 

Aunty gets it all.

 

(Well, with a little benevolence towards other depleted folks, she dispenses wisely, what style, what charm, what power!)

 

YEAH

 

Knock yourself out

 

She gets it

 

ALL.

 

(But I’d like to access to the tapes, do you mind?)