{"id":4397,"date":"2021-06-14T23:42:37","date_gmt":"2021-06-14T23:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/?p=4397"},"modified":"2021-08-09T05:37:21","modified_gmt":"2021-08-09T05:37:21","slug":"reverse-cannibalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/reverse-cannibalism\/","title":{"rendered":"Reverse Cannibalism"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cow phone on back\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Hello hello\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Hello dahling\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG no\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

And then what\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh you are busy\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Ooh forget about it\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

How are the dissolvable bullets goin\u2019?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG you are busy\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah I saw\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah I saw\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Unbelievable. And what did she say?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG. Really.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh darlin\u2019 it is hard for me here. I do not know if I can wait my darlin\u2019. Do you think you could lift that ankle cuff just a little bit?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG don\u2019t do it\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

It is too much oh darlin\u2019 ooh I don\u2019 think I can wait when I get me hands on that\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

What? What situation?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019 no what you are talking\u2019 about.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Who said.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh yeah. That\u2019s old news.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I wear all my dresses. How many lasers do you use?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh you\u2019re kiddin\u2019\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Talk to Austin, I haven\u2019t got time. I have to plan my sleep walking.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Quick I got Yak Yak on the phone one minute\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh hi Yak Yak\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

No. You roll them in coconut after you put them in blender.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

How many times have I told you. Sighs. Really.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Um well, I had three Tim tams before dinner. And two butternut cookies after.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah well can you get a NAVY seal out of latex in under 15 seconds?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I put it in the manual.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah no that sounds really interesting but I got CIC on the phone and he needs my wise counsel\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

We\u2019re goin\u2019 to Balmoral with Charlie.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Sure you did.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Sure you did.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yep sounds fascinating gotta run bye\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Sorry it was Yak Yak\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh I dunno some legend thing he won a medal for\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019d play strategic chess with him but he\u2019d win. Can you cheat?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Go on. That\u2019s a good idea.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

He\u2019ll eat me if he doesn\u2019t get a good feed soon.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

It must be how they win. The locals avoid them in case they get eaten. Reverse cannibalism.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh shit it\u2019s PP wait a sec\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah PP\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah right\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Hilarious\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

What do you want?\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s not the same thing.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

No it\u2019s not.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

What? I saved you first!\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I did too so.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Um well. Yeah no I liked that.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

No that was awesome.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

OMG that was so good.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh shit that was funny. Ha!\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Um yeah but\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Um well\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m fantastic. I win so there.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t know, go bury the gold or something.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Your sapphire has been polished enough. I\u2019ve got sore wrists! I won\u2019t be able to take out Ewok in 50 years when we both calm down.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I gotta talk to CIC. He and Joe and I got plans baby.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t start. Tell Yak Yak to put in the computer how many days I bin here, how many times I could have been naked, how many ponds and creek beds there are, how many times you lot sit on your arse. Divide it by boring articles, times it by cumulative lack of Dutch courage and then formulate a hypothesis that I can live with.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Well I can\u2019t help you with that darling. The whole world is watching. Bye bye\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh just Prince Valiant. Anyway darling I have to go.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Yes. Please get some fresh air in that tent. You know how I hate it when I can hear the whirr of polyester on your fatigues. It\u2019s like a French erotic movie without subtitles.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I will.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I am taking it seriously!\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Don\u2019t listen to him. He\u2019s jealous. I\u2019ll crumble a butternut in his direction.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Ok dahlin\u2019\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I love you sweetie pie!!!\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

I would but you got too many exercises to plan. It really can take time! I want you to save your energy. Think of yourself as a solar panel. On my roof.\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cow phone on back\u00a0 Hello hello\u00a0 Hello dahling\u00a0 OMG no\u00a0 And then what\u00a0 OMG\u00a0 Oh you are busy\u00a0 Ooh forget about it\u00a0 How are the dissolvable bullets goin\u2019?\u00a0 OMG you are busy\u00a0 Yeah I saw\u00a0 Yeah I saw\u00a0 Unbelievable. And what did she say?\u00a0 OMG. Really.\u00a0 Oh darlin\u2019 it is hard for me here. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4424,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[31],"class_list":["post-4397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-as-if","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/Screen-Shot-2021-07-06-at-9.35.39-am.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4397"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4423,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397\/revisions\/4423"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}