{"id":4462,"date":"2021-07-30T23:19:06","date_gmt":"2021-07-30T23:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/?p=4462"},"modified":"2021-07-30T23:41:26","modified_gmt":"2021-07-30T23:41:26","slug":"russell-dairy-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/russell-dairy-games\/","title":{"rendered":"RUSSELL DAIRY GAMES"},"content":{"rendered":"

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And here we are<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

got my snorkle<\/span><\/p>\n

my thermal beanie\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

flippers\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

got my scottish flag<\/span><\/p>\n

BRANGUS I MISS YOU<\/span><\/p>\n

Just something subtle during these important times\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

my thermos\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

my sat phone isn\u2019t water proof<\/span><\/p>\n

Let me see<\/span><\/p>\n

touches buttons\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

I put contact on it but something isn\u2019t right<\/span><\/p>\n

hello hello hello are you the Americans\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

oh he sounds japanese to me\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

konichi wah rainbow roll without the mayo<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

what he is sayin\u2019\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

somethin\u2019 about those bloody exercises\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

one more maritime exercise and I\u2019ll pull a muscle\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

can you tell AUSTAL I want the trickle down money<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

that\u2019s right\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

just put it in the front compartment, next to the lifejacket<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

it\u2019s fluro pink<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Marise will pick it up in a brown paper bag<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

She\u2019ll be incognito<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Wearing rhinestone and purple glasses that Barry gave her<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Not Kosky the other one\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh der<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

COVID\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

oh that\u2019s just a way of avoiding the relatives\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Shit he is coming through<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

BRANGUS? BRANGUS?<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

WHERE ARE YOU?<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

WHAT I CAN\u2019T HEAR YOU THE DOLPHINS ARE SINGING<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Winston Surfshirt, you don\u2019t know them\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

WHERE?<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh I don\u2019t know I can only hear a chopper engine\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Darling what colour do you want the kitchen?\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

I told you it is camouflage. I had my energy done and I am an echidna spirit. They\u2019ll never know.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t think slate grey will do for me I am afraid.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

What does SCOMO think?\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

The three bears?\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Um I think it means they are really hot and can defend the empire<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh look, some hot chicks too. Can they be Goldilocks?\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

I can\u2019t spell moral. I\u2019m dyslexic.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Everything I learnt, I learnt from some very important people so I am sorry, I can\u2019t complain really.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

But darling, if the tents are going AWOL in Afghanistan, where will we put the pools?\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Can you have pools in FIJI?<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Why not? We\u2019d love a rugby match, we can watch it on the big screen.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh. we\u2019ve been working. We\u2019ve decided to run a Russell Dairy Times day every year. Well we sit around the rocks in our flippers and read the defence white paper. Every time you hear the word \u2018capability\u2019 \u2018strategic\u2019 \u2018rules based order\u2019 \u2018threats\u2019 \u2018maritime theatre\u2019 and a few other hundred inspiring choice terms, you gotta scull Oban! You\u2019d love it Brangus. I can\u2019t wait for you to join us.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

No it is really hard. You have to pick the final figure for the French sub outlay. To the coin! No-one is gunna get it. Oh you\u2019ll love it.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Um yeah I saw. Looked like a firecracker night round a winter bonfire but whatever wets your tent.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Bruce? Oh he\u2019s being Bruce. I\u2019m working on stealth capability. You know how subtle I am. All periscope and burnished steel.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh darling I didn\u2019t mean it. I was just trying to make you more resilient. I just don\u2019t want you to be less than you are. You in all that khaki glory. With a flourish of red for effect.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

sighs\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Who could resist it? I\u2019d burst a pipe just looking at you but I know how well you\u2019ve laid them.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

I heard the locals still have a dodgy line. That doesn\u2019t sound like you my love. I\u2019ll be over in a jiffy to drink love potions with the locals. We\u2019ll fix it in no time.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Ways and means Kel, ways and means.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Listen, what about a board game? Hydrogen hubs crossed with gas pipelines crossed with energy basins, a little windfarm and you gotta find your way out with your clothes still on.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n

Oh darling laughs you are such a prude. We need to reconnect I don\u2019t want Canbra to take away that tantric je ne sais quoi. Come here. You\u2019ll be up in a jiffy.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  And here we are got my snorkle my thermal beanie\u00a0 flippers\u00a0 got my scottish flag BRANGUS I MISS YOU Just something subtle during these important times\u00a0 my thermos\u00a0 my sat phone isn\u2019t water proof Let me see touches buttons\u00a0 I put contact on it but something isn\u2019t right hello hello hello are you the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-4462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-starring","post-preview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4462"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4473,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4462\/revisions\/4473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lovemesaidhenry.com\/lovemesaidhenry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}