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Morning darling<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n How are the exercises to beat the other exercises that transcended the other exercises going in caravan land?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n My am I missing your sweaty tent<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Not long now darling<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n You know how those that are truly special are exempt from all rules and regulations\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Howard Springs def has a 4 star quality to it<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Let\u2019s get to Guinea\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We are no longer going to entrust politics to one man, we are going to entrust politics to the people.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Said some bloke who has taken over.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Guinea is beautiful. We don\u2019t need to rape Guinea anymore, we just need to make love to her.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Why, such advanced sentiments.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Imagine the geo-political repercussions of that.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Any wonder I am sitting in a negligee thinking of you?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Shall we discuss the economic bauxite fall-out or a few things a bit bigger?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Move on over.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sit tight.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n We couldn\u2019t imagine.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Girls, rustle up a map.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Get your Scout\u2019s badge on.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n If they let you, that is.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2014<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hey, it\u2019s Manet not Marilyn but what\u2019s a few vowels after the big brassy main letter?\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sort of like Y and R in the same name.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n You feel me?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2014<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Now darling heart, isn\u2019t it strange that the persona non grata or tis depending on your morning energy <\/span>drink that is nothing compared to what the professionals drink – little swarthy minions of muscle led <\/span>recovery – QATAR is taking alot of these Afghani\u2019s.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Who knew.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Well, me.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n See the difference?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Eyes. Money. Country.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Poor people. Papers. Nothing.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n What a fucking revolution.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Said Susan.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sweetly.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2014<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Bags getting stuck with the Aussie lot in the Middle East.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We can\u2019t return to BrizVegas\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Well, what can we do with you all in the desert heat?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n What could you be doing over there?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n MAK and I can rustle up a few hoofs and see how you go around the track.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Breed a Melbourne Cup winner.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Saddle sore?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Not likely.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n All that FAT-I-GUE fashion.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Now what could they be doing.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Lies back.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Thinks of former English protectorates.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n And other things.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Big place Dubai.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Big buildings.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n COVID is the damndest strangest thing.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2014<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dutt Dutt Minister for Defo or the man who brings Ron Mueck sculptures to life –\u00a0 <\/span>had much to say <\/span>recently before he heads off to eat Australian lamb with Joe Joe Silverfox Biden.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The Yanks can elect sexy old men.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n We just hide ours.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Scottish nose hair. The Epsom salts of the 21st Century.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Bags not being William Wallace. Fuck no.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Where was I.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n We need to develop \u2018long range strike weapons, offensive cyber and unmanned capabilities, including swarming drones.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We are going to embrace asymmetric warfare as the offensive party rather than the defensive party\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Oh Dutt Dutt.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018He calls on the Americans to give greater effect to Australia\u2019s inclusion in its defence industry base.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n American missile technology in Australia?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Wonders never cease.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n One billion announced in March so we can hop on together and razzle dazzle our Climate Commitments.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sort of like a horse. Bit pointy. Bit expensive. Bit fucking secret.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you\u2019re feeling a bit low, just pull out page 2 of Wednesday\u2019s OZ by Greg \u2018I have Never Met An American Policy I Didn\u2019t Like\u2019 Sheridan<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Seriously, no anti-depressants needed kids. Your teenage angst will be seriously cured when you read this out loud. Take turns. Use different accents. Insert a different country\u2019s name every time they mention Australia.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kids, when done, scribble over the top and make coloured lanterns from the big words.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I\u2019ll be just desperate to see swarm technology in action.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Mum, who let the pool pony\u2019s out\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I love you. I do. This is brilliant.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Wonder what is for dessert.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It\u2019s going to crumble delicately and just melt in my mouth.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2014\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nothing to discuss in Washington.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018When I said withdraw, I didn\u2019t mean it.\u2019<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Women.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It is all about consent.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Morning darling How are the exercises to beat the other exercises that transcended the other exercises going in caravan land? 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