Look I’m Thin
Look I’m Thin
So Fit
So Fit
I’ve run 30 kilometres
I’ve eaten yak balls for lunch
Watch me eat my Protein Ball
I’m Thin
I’m Thin
I’m Fit
I’m So Fit
You can’t find my pulse
I’m Controlled
So in Control
Got my Fleece on
Got my runners On
Got my Fitbit on
I’m rich damn it
I’m rich
And if I’m not
I’ll look like it
Yeah look at my calves
Yeah look at my calves
Look at my bike
Look at my bike
It cost so much money
I got it air lifted
From Germany
Hand made
With spec Specs
Yeah real specs
That you can’t understand
It’s technical
Specs
So you can’t understand
Cause I’m an Alpha Man
I’m the New Man
For a New Age
You got nothin’ on me
Look at me run
Oooohhhh
Look at me run
I’ve skied through Nepal
I’ve traversed Mount Bulla
I’ve climbed the Rock
With Dior reah
Yeah
I ate spiders in Bolivia
I’ve got a mate in the Military
We did a rally in Afghanistan
With no water
Just the water
From the car
And we drank it
Speaking fluent
Afghani- ese
While quickly checking
On the political landscape
Oops
That was totally top secret
I went to Oxford
And I am hyphenated
Totally understated
Totally
The One
I’ve ridden horses with Mullahs
Endurance Xtra Endurance
With special horses and stuff
Specially flown in from
Arabia
Geez!
And the horses didn’t even have
Saddles
It was straw
Our shoes were made specially
In Finland
From Sherpa
Stuff
From Sherpa Land
Yeah I’m an Alpha Male
From the Alpha New Age
Look at my watch
Look at my watch
I eat bird seed
But it can really stuff with your training
So you have to be
Careful
You don’t want
It lactic acid
Cause that would be
Bad
So eat the seed
That doesn’t come from birds
You have to cut down
On Calories
It takes Discipline
And perseverance
You’ll get there
Just off for a bike
Yeah I really need to get on my
Bike
Where’s my bike?
Oh I feel lost without my bike
Look at my Pecs
Look at my Pecs
Look at my running clothes
Black and grey
I like to run the gauntlet
From black to grey
Yeah totally understated
Totally procreated
I’m an Alpha Male
I’m a Alpha Male
But you wouldn’t know it
Because I don’t like to talk much
And when I do
It’s just really great stuff
Like fitness advice
And stuff I can discuss
With my wife
Because we’re together
Totally together
We have
Our Finances
Together
But that paperwork
Whew
We do serious stuff
And you don’t
I’m an Alpha Male
Look at me
Look at me
Look I’m So Fit.
I’m my High School Weight.
So, what’s news with you?