Apologise
I’m not apologising
Apologise now
Why? I don’t want to
You apologise now there are talks between the Syrian powers and you’ll damn well apologise!
I don’t have to apologise. They know what I think. What do I have to apologise for?
You will be more respectful you bloody know the allegiances you know the history
Oh der
Don’t der me! You useless
Why do I always have to apologise? Those Iranians are up to their eyeballs
That is not the point. Stop being a pain in the arse! It is embarrassing
But how come they always get to complain? They complain all the time
Maybe they have something to complain about!
The Europeans are egging them on and you know it. They’re still smarting over the loss of prestige and might from a gazillion years ago so they egg it all on!
Bullshit. How do you know that?
They do. Meddling little bastards. Nothing else to do.
The point is Syria
It’s like South Africa, Britain, Australia and New Zealand arguing about rugby. They’re all bloody Commonwealth countries! I mean seriously. Christ another year of this and ASEAN. It’d do your gonads in.
You don’t have gonads
The YPG the KZY the DLF it’s not exactly clear what the hell we’re dealing with! And that
Perhaps they’re trying to warn you of the perils of
Rack off! They just want me to run some pro-Russian line. There isn’t a global interest not represented in that unholy quagmire. Give me a break
You don’t know that
No but I will. It won’t be hard!
Sure Miss Marple. Just try to temper a bit of that language as you remember walking off a plane with a blanket on your head. If I remember correctly you were saved by a certain member of your own diplomatic
Shut up
Have we sent a little thank you card to them lately? With nice handwriting apologising about your hurried trip with camel headgear
Shut up
I heard it was a Qantas blanket hardly the attire of the Persian princess and if I remember you were a little unkind about people who work for
Shut up! Stop it! Ok ok ok. I may think about a needless and seemingly unnecessary apology but if hear one more East West theory I swear I’m going to
Why don’t you just find a nice trip to go on so you can talk to some little people. You always like that. Makes you feel human although we all know that is an out and out lie
Get lost. I’m right! I’m right! The nerve when I’ve always argued their god forsaken point
When have you been right? When? Pains in my arse
Just relax, god all bloody mighty
Sunrise I’ll Sunrise them. Give me bloody grief for sitting at a desk, they have tribes of underlings wiping their bloody arses! You think when they’re rolling in it they’re going to give a crap about me? No bloody thank you!!!
Oh but we will possum. We will. We’ll have a little bronze statue called Real Handy on Anzac Day. Just for you.
Go bite your arse you useless twerp. Rip some minerals out of the ground and call it genius you putrescent toady bald bastard
Always a pleasure