I’m a badass
I’m a liberal
I’m down with the hood
Got my baggy cap on
And my political tools
See my graffiti mfucker!
This is Brooklyn
WORD
I’m a CONDO-Leaser
And we don’t play RICE
We’re down with the hood
You donkey loving Honkeys
Got a bitch in the White House
A Eurotrash wetback
With a red light
Whaaat?
We like our immigrants
Marching down Main Street or
Bringing us food
Or talking about the Wall and Dreamers on
PBS
Who this shrew?
We like our hypocrisy
Good looking
Old OB classic
Bailey’s on ice
Totally understated
And ethically pure
Out you hussies!
You white lowly trash!
Don’t you know we’re the only ones
That know how to thunk?
I’m a liberal baby
I’m busy with my detox
Got a meeting with my share advisor
And the Middle School Committee on Health Food Canteen
And non-gender specific toilets
In the Kindy pool
(Are you a girl? You can have the tofu. He can have the sausage.)
I hate rich people
Yeah
Rich people
Suck
Rich people employ poor people
How dare they get rich
They didn’t ask me!
I know everything
I was born to rule
They should be like me
Bitching and moaning
And sending off tweets
It’s hard out here
Keeping up with the
Political elite
And I should know
I am one
Yeah I know everything
I am a liberal
Freak
Got my baggy cap on
And my political leaks
I wear black and grey
We’re the real poor
The real oppressed
Fighting real fights
From a condo in
Water Street
Yeah I’m oppressed
If I wear black and grey
No-one will ask us for money
It’s the middle class way
We’re subtle as shit
We’re urban camouflage baby
Nothing to reflect
My douchebag personality
Yeah we’re the real oppressed
Stuck in a Brooklyn loft
Exposed brick and neon
And a cowhide skin floor rug
Surviving the real life tragedy
Of a chronic glycolic handbag
‘Where’s the Fraxel around here’
While we’re doing shots
Seriously dude!
We’re all fucked up and melancholic
It makes us look good
We root for the underdog
Go the Nets!
Because we’re bad at sports
We can’t pick our own team
We read about them in
NYT sports
In an urban paradise
As long as they’re black or hispanic
Who cares about the lowly
White trash?
They don’t look good
On TV
Yuk fat!
We deserve to rule
We’re liberals baby
We don’t have time to work
Are you watching Atlanta hussy?
But
In five years
We’ll be white flight
Baby and the kids.
Knocked up and authentic
Check out this authentic beard!
And me chopping wood!
It’s the urban ghetto
Can’t change the world
But look at my NIKES
Totally cool
I’m a Maddow on the make
A graft that didn’t take
Cause this genus
Is original
Couldn’t trust Hillary
I mean seriously dude
It has nothing to do with Sanders or my vote
That’s totally shrew!
I’m not sexist
Healthcare
Kids policy and
30 years
In the political pool
She’s clearly a snake
I’m no fool
My dodgy vote
From conspiracy hacks
Had nothing to do with
The current rule
SNAP
It was just
A coincidence
That’s all
I’m a Liberal seriously
I know everything
Just ask me
YO
I spent thousands on my education
And talk like a Pastor Ho