Do you know
Yes I do. Do I have to read it
I have written a piece
It is too fucking long
The problem is that at the moment, you see
How could I see you have spent a lifetime making sure I can’t see. Idiot. Give me a plane ticket
You’re not getting a plane ticket
I want a plane ticket
It is important
No-one has time to read long piece give me a ticket
You don’t know that
We iz scrollers bruther
Funny. I will give you a plane ticket when you can articulate
What?
Are you
Yes
Why don’t you pilot a plane? One of those big ones flying into Yemen
Who says they are flying into Yemen?
Talk to the Saudi’s
Oh a big fat dyed beard Prince! I’ve always wanted one of those
Are you a Jewish Princess or Muslim freedom fighter this week?
Hard to tell. But did you see Bibi’s wife
I think
She looks like Ms Piggy Ohhahgawd ARGGGH Oh oink oink oink TAKE ME TO THE FASHION – NOW
The Israelis as you know are cyber experts and may I remind you that they would
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
Oh keep digging
(lies rolling around the floor) HAAAAAAA Oh you have got to be kidding me. That’s the best. A porky is running Israel. A porky is running Israel (thumps the floor)
She is the wife
Ohhhhhhh. No wonder he said they were pivoting to Asia. I bet they are. She’s going to be eaten at a banquet looked on by
Stop it now!
Piggy Piggy Little Miss Piggy
Have you gone mad
Oh the corridor into the settlements and little miss
I have a ticket here for the humanitarian centre that flies into South Sudan
Haa. Oh. Is this a tax dodge? Am I earning too much money?
Where you can
Or is it just excess produce stored for the pursuit of sovereign issues that need to be settled without anyone understanding the changes in sovereignty
As you know the Israelis
Maybe I’ll have a Jewish child. But then it would only have access to Southern Sudan. I’d have to change it’s name to Isa to get it across the North.
The situation is fluid as you know
I have to be careful. Before you know it the Jesuits will be making a Scorsese film about a traitor for explaining state issues without the cloak of religion
If you think
I mean, is Judas the one who explains state issues or people who embark on state missions while being Judas to those that don’t. Everyone can be a Judas depending on
As you know there have been a few sailing ships through some straits in the last few weeks
Reported by
Many sources have reported that there have been American
Are we involved? I mean, officially?
Joko Widodo was in town
So we’re in with the Southern Asian mob? Colour me ASEAN! BRINGING HOME THE BACON MAMA! Natuna Natuna you owe me a fortune
sighs China has said that it will not tolerate regime change in North Korea
Those uniforms are killing me. Do you think the eye hospitals are for harvesting biometric eye lenses so all the spies can dodge the airport cameras? Dodgy as
And any
I mean, you’ll need them in this environment and why else would they tout the
pauses South Korea
Political turmoil
and America
Orchestrated political dysfunction to camouflage consolidated power
The issue being that the traditional systems of alliance
US dollar being used by
And as you know in Libya
Search and rescue used as a pretext for entering international waters
Admiral Harry Harris said
But what about Hinkley? One minute the Brits are nuking up with China and the next
If we look at the statements of Tillerson on
I mean, would you live near Hinkley? Would you? There is no way in hell and the Welsh and the Irish, fuck me, four eyed kids with
If we look at the statements
I mean, I thought the Chinese were going solar you know, the great energy leap forward but I guess the ships need nuking. I don’t know
Tillerson has said
How does France get away with it? The great voice of international resistance works with the British and the Chinese to build a new nuclear outpost
Let’s do away with the idea that you are focused on
I’m focused.
sighs I’d like you to do a piece on Libya, Yemen, on the statements of both Harris and Tillerson
Can I do it naked?
No.
Maybe a bath scene.
No
Can I interview the Chinese Mafia?
No.
Can I wear sequins and a head-dress?
No.
Is there anyone I can have sex with?
looks unimpressed It is not funny and as you know these are grave issues of sovereignty
If I come back with a Brunei Prince, you will wish you knew me. I wanted a tall Northern Paki one but it’s ok. I’ll survive.