Hello
I’ve got a podcast and a very important podcast it is too
Look!
It’s me!
I’m back from the dead and we’re so alive
The world is so alive
Um let’s see
“We all hate Trump.’
Yeah next. That one has had a good run.
‘Russians die in a submarine’
Well, maybe maybe not. Let’s just take that one as it comes.
Well ergh I thought I would interview some experts and as the experts say complete rubbish, I am going to be the expert. S.
That’s right.
I am presenter, expert, producer and content writer. Of my fabulous little podcast show.
Oh, first a song.
‘I love barfing in the toilet
What a lovely way
To show me your looooovvvvveeeee
I love barfing in the toilet
You must be very big and strong’
Actually. That’s not it.
Here it is.
Oh please let me know if I am being too loud
OOHHHHHH I haaaveee a lovely set of tonsssssiiiilllllsssss
I caaaaann SSSIIIIINNNGGGGGGG SINNNG ALL DAY LOOONNGGGGG
THEEEEYY THHHHHIIIIINNNNNKKKK WEEEEE CAAAANNN’’TTTT SMEEELLLLL TTTHHHHEEE ARSEYYYY STUFFF IN KATHAMNADU WAIT KASSSSHHHHMMIIIIRRRR
BUT
I think there was a little agreement
Yes
I think there was a little agreement
A tiny weeny little agreement
Between the tiny weeny little peeenies
Of Imran and Donnie
OH!
They had a meeting
They had a meeting
It’s a very contentious place
Three of them
No four
If you count the US-A of PRAY
and Paaakistan and India
Lines in the sand
Well we’ve just sorted it out
And we do it very privately
Because
Well just because
Because we like to have very quiet meetings
About things that matter
And it gets all sorted out
My how things change!
My how things change!
I must leave the cigar room now
Because
They’re having a little meeting
BOOOO
I WANNA SHOE
Yeah
I WANNA DANCE
Oh we’re nothin’ at all
We’re nothin’ at all
THEEEEYYYY
Just decided
In the teeeny weeny
Peeeny
ROOOOM
And it just so happens
In the very same week
Syria rebels forces departed
Now what does that say
HEY?
YEAH
But there is this thing
Called the corridor
Wonder what happens
NOW
OH
Be careful
Cause you think you might be winning…….
But Aunty gets it all
YEAH
Aunty gets it all.
(Well, with a little benevolence towards other depleted folks, she dispenses wisely, what style, what charm, what power!)
YEAH
Knock yourself out
She gets it
ALL.
(But I’d like to access to the tapes, do you mind?)