I’m going to do investigative journalism via charades
It is really good idea
Because let’s face it
An elephants arse from space
Can see
Everything you write
Even if you in your mind
Camouflaged what you were to ask
I wonder
If they know
It is sort of sad
That no-one really cares
That no-one even raises the issue
Of
Surveillance so you cannot do your job
I mean
Imagine if Silicon Valley
Could not operate computers
Ever
That is sort of what it is like
Because they will know what you will ask
Before
You do
So
What are you going to do about it?
I mean, is the ABC really going to say
That the computers
Are protected?
I mean, what can people do to encrypt
Their information
And be notified when a government
Has violated it?
This is technology
You would engage in
If you were serious about the citizen right to know
Although let’s be frank
There will always be a way
For someone to pretend that they are
A voice of democratic rights
When in fact
They are just monitoring those
That really believe
And that
Unfortunately
Really pisses me off
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You’re still a phoney bastard
If you’re being paid
To be phoney.
It’s not like
You are exonerated
From stupidity.
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Albania had an earthquake
Like
Unsurprising.
I wonder whether it has anything to do
With the base?
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Bloody hell
Having to fight for everyone’s right
Is a bastard pain
I am so suited
To a daytime TV show
I’d get my teeth done
Worry about my veins
Pick the colour sequins
Instagram my day
Have lunch with a powerbroker
Tell no-one about my tradey on the side
Hit up a Premiere
And go gliding near my
Yacht called ‘Velvet Munch’
Make time for a
Evening swim at Whale Beach and sit there
Listening to night-time sounds
The Kooka reminding me
Of humanity’s lot
No
They’ve fucking ear marked me
For the Virgin Maryann
Bunch of
Clowns.
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Oh give it break
If you were serious about using
All the bastard technology of government
You’d make everyone’s life
Safer
So full of shit.
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Oh good one Jacqui.
You’re not going to tell us
What deal you will do with the government
Bloody legend
Between you and Pauline
You gotta wonder.
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What would be the problem
With giving some bastard some
Health assistance?
Who are you people?
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The placenta three
Are running the joint
It’s like the back of the room in Year Six
They plot
While we play
They look like a Ron Mueck sculpture
But those appear
To be human.
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CHICKS ADVICE:
Grow a penis
Yours looked small
Even in the
Petri dish.
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